RIAA Launches New Initiative Against Fetuses

The RIAA, in a stunning press conference, announced that it will be launching a new initiative targeting fetuses.
On the heels of launching another initiative against colleges and universities, the RIAA announced that it will offer a similar deal to the fetus and its family. Thousands of pre-litigation settlement letters are being sent out to hospitals. [...]

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I Want A Frontal Lobotomy!

I Want A Frontal Lobotomy!
by Local Drunk
I’ve had bottles in front of me all my life. So, I’m sick and tired of drinkin’ and being drunk. I gotta make a change in my life. Every fuckin’ day it’s the same ‘ol thing…drink drink drink. I’m ready for somethin’ new.
My friends think I’m just kidding around, [...]

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John Mark Karr Confesses To Murdering Anna Nicole Smith

Hollywood, FL – John Mark Karr has come forward and confessed to the murder of Anna Nicole Smith.
“I sent her a letter from California with some prescription drugs and told her to take them all at once. I told her that whiskey would probably be the best way to take so many pills down,” said Mr. Karr.
After further [...]

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