Tiger Woods Jokes Coming Fast and Furious

Stay up to date with the latest jokes about Tiger. Poor guy. Though you know most every other guy would be happy to swoop in for seconds =P

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John Mark Karr Confesses To Murdering Anna Nicole Smith

Hollywood, FL – John Mark Karr has come forward and confessed to the murder of Anna Nicole Smith.

“I sent her a letter from California with some prescription drugs and told her to take them all at once. I told her that whiskey would probably be the best way to take so many pills down,” said Mr. Karr.

After further investigation, the police believe that is exactly what Ms. Smith did. Previously unsure about whether to investigate Ms. Smith’s drug overdose as a murder, the police are now convinced that John Mark Karr aided in the murder of Anna Nicole Smith. Although the police could not find the letter in question, they will be flying John Mark Karr to Florida for questioning.

“We have to follow every lead,” said Lieutenant Daniels. “With such a high profile case, we can’t afford not to. We’re not sure why Ms. Smith decided to follow the instructions of some random letter, but it appears that she did…which would make him an accomplice in her death. Because of this new evidence and confession, we will be flying John Mark Karr to beautiful, sunny Florida for questioning.”

“I’m happy to comply with the Florida authorities and make this as easy as possible. Northern California was a little chillier than I originally thought anyway,” John Mark Karr said. 

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